⚡ BREAKING: NEW SURCHARGE DETECTED ON THE SAVE AMERICA ACT ⚡
$YSUR — YANKEE SURCHARGE 🦅
SAVE AMERICA ACT GOT A NEW LINE ITEM 💰
TAX THE MEMES, NOT THE DREAMS 📜
YANKEE DOODLE WENT TO CONGRESS 🏛️
$YSUR — YANKEE SURCHARGE 🦅
SAVE AMERICA ACT GOT A NEW LINE ITEM 💰
TAX THE MEMES, NOT THE DREAMS 📜
YANKEE DOODLE WENT TO CONGRESS 🏛️
TAX!
POW!
ZAP!
🏛️ OFFICIAL SURCHARGE NOTICE
$YSUR
Yankee Surcharge
yankee surcharge. save america act got a new line item. congress didn't read it. neither did we. but here it is.
BUY $YSUR 🦅📋 YOUR SURCHARGE BILL
Freedom Tax$4.20
Eagle Maintenance Fee$17.76
Congressional Snack Budget$69.00
Lobbyist Parking Permit$420.00
Yankee Doodle Royalty$13.37
TOTAL SURCHARGE (non-negotiable)$524.33
APPROVED
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